Quantcast
Channel: French Humour ???
Browsing all 21 articles
Browse latest View live

French Humour ???

It may not be fair to blame this on the French (but who cares ?).Froggy Foster told us 3 jokes in french (repeated several times).(1).. Un homme suit une ane. L'homme dit,"je suis ce que je suis, je...

View Article



Re: French Humour ???

Whilst on the subject of Counts:...Rastus wakes up feeling really, really good. He bounds down the stairs, feeling really really good.M'boli looks up ... "Jeeezz, Rastus man - you look horrible .....

View Article

Re: French Humour ???

Let's drink to the hole that never healsThe harder you rub it, the softer it feels.Wash it with soapor scrub it with soda,You'll never get rid of that Billingsgate odour.Charlie (Raleigh 48-55)

View Article

Re: French Humour ???

Strange how it is the one word that is still beyond the pale (but I did hear it on the BBC a few days ago, in a docco about the Berwick witches).Her pursuit has been the downfall of many good...

View Article

Re: French Humour ???

Charlie, Apparently it all started when Adam and Eve had a naughty.She went down to the crystal clear stream (remember them ?)and washed @#%$.A great voice from above was...

View Article


Re: French Humour ???

As the blind man said as he walked past the fishmongers, "good morning ladies"Mickoff cws 45-50

View Article

Re: French Humour ???

P..U..S..S..Y... gets filtered ???Is this board run by the R.S.P.C.A. ?carter(hood49-56)

View Article

Re: French Humour ???

something very very close....nod, nod, wink.

View Article


Re: French Humour ???

something very very close....nod, nod, wink.

View Article


Re: French Humour ???

Rod HelpI've gained a new title....and a stutter, but lost the ability to edit

View Article

Re: French Humour ???

Quote:Is this board run by the R.S.P.C.A. ?No Ron, but we are closely affialiated with "The Royal Society for the Promotion of Continence in Australia."Cheers!Rod

View Article

Re: French Humour ???

THAT explains it .. They would not let me join,they did not believe that i had a fancy yellow patch on my jocks !I must get Mickoff to contact Billy Connolly for some of those incontinence knickers he...

View Article

Re: French Humour ???

Whilst driving down in Suffolk many years ago taking the car to Holland, I came to a road sign, HARWICH FOR THE CONTINENT. Some wag had written underneath it saying, andFELIXSTOWE FOR THE...

View Article


Re: French Humour ???

Viagra have announced the introduction of Viagra Eye Drops.You dont get an erection, you just look hard.

View Article

Re: French Humour ???

Quote:You dont get an erection, you just look hard.They say perception is everything. I'd bet you wouldn't want to blink prematurely! Cheers!Rod

View Article


Re: French Humour ???

best not sneeze either.

View Article

Re: French Humour ???

They gave them to an elderly gentleman who took a long time to swallow them & he finished up with a stiff neck for 3 hours,it was bloody awful, but I am OK nowMickoff

View Article


Re: French Humour ???

Quote:he finished up with a stiff neck for 3 hoursI trust, by now, you've put your neck back in your trousers and done up your zipper!

View Article

Re: French Humour ???

I understand that the original suggested dosing route for Viagra was as a suppository

View Article

Re: French Humour ???

No wonder they call you stiff arse

View Article
Browsing all 21 articles
Browse latest View live




Latest Images